*Why cats and dogs never get along*

*Long time ago, one day Cat discussed with Dog that he would go to see God to ask him a favor not to let the dead people come back to life. Dog was different he also wanted to see God to ask him to let the dead people come back to life. They started a race to see who would meet God first. Cat cheated by putting at every corner on the way a bone to slow Dog down. Dog also cheated by putting at every corner on the way a bowl of milk to slow Cat down. On the way, Cat realized Dog’s cheating, he didn’t stop for the milk. But Dog stopped at every corner to enjoy the bones therefore, Cat met God first and God agreed not allow the dead people to come back to life. Dog met God and told him his wish. God told him he already performed the wish of Cat and refused to perform his wish. Since that, Dogs have hated Cats.*